Black Friday Brass Monkey Deals & Sales November 2025

At Brass Monkey, we believe the best secrets come in small packages. Introducing our Tiny Diary for Not So Tiny Secrets, the pocket-sized journal designed to capture every unforgettable moment, confession, or mischievous memory. Measuring just 2.75 by 3.75 inches, this diary slips easily into your bag or pocket, ready whenever inspiration—or a guilty conscience—strikes. Crafted for durability and style, this secret diary features a luxurious foil stamped felt cover with elegant gold edged paper. Inside, you’ll find 112 beautifully designed pages, each one waiting for your most intriguing thoughts and private stories. Whether you’re confessing your deepest secrets or just reminding yourself of that time you finished the milk and put the empty jug back, this journal is your trusted confidant. Perfect for writers, dreamers, and secret keepers, this tiny diary helps preserve your personal history in a format that’s both charming and discreet. It’s more than just a notebook—it’s a time capsule for your quirkiest memories and heartfelt reflections. Imagine looking back years from now and reliving those moments with a smile or a blush. Shop now at Brass Monkey Goods and explore our full collection of unique journals and thoughtful gifts. Visit brassmonkeygoods.com to make this tiny treasure yours today. Your secrets deserve a beautiful home, and we’ve made sure they’ll be remembered for generations to come.

At Brass Monkey, we believe in turning guilty pleasures into rewarding habits. Introducing the Don’t Swear Swear Bank, where every colorful word becomes a chance to save. This isn’t just a coin bank—it’s a stylish, functional piece that blends humor with practicality. Crafted with a sleek black wooden frame and a glass front, this swear jar lets you watch your savings grow with every slip of the tongue. The elegant metallic gold “Don’t Swear” artwork adds a touch of class, making it a standout decor piece. Whether hung on the wall or displayed on your desk, it’s a daily reminder to mind your language and boost your budget. We’ve designed it with convenience in mind. A discreet slide-out panel at the bottom makes retrieving your cash quick and easy—no shaking or struggling required. The coin slot on top is perfectly sized for all your loose change, turning frustration into funds. Packaged in a beautiful gift-ready box, the Don’t Swear Swear Bank makes a memorable present for friends, family, or yourself. It’s the perfect blend of wit, function, and style. Visit Brass Monkey Goods today to bring home this clever conversation starter and start saving the fun way. Your wallet—and your vocabulary—will thank you.

Capture your dog’s most hilarious, heartwarming, and downright humiliating moments with the Because This Dog Is Embarrassing Pet Shame/Praise Deck from Brass Monkey. This oversized deck is the ultimate way to celebrate your furry friend’s personality—whether they’re being a perfect angel or a total troublemaker. Inside the display-worthy two-piece box, you’ll find 50 double-sided cards. One side praises your pup’s proudest achievements, while the other calls out their most cringe-worthy habits. From stealing your shoes to shedding on everything you own, there’s a card for every memorable moment. Each card is designed with a clean, matte finish and measures 4” wide by 5.75” tall—large enough to read clearly in photos but still easy to handle. The outer box is equally stylish, measuring 4.5” wide by 6” tall by 1.7” deep, so it looks great on a shelf or coffee table when not in use. Perfect for pet parents who love to share their dog’s antics, this deck is a must-have for social media, photo albums, or just a good laugh at home. Whether you’re celebrating a new trick or roasting your dog’s latest mess, these cards add personality and humor to every snapshot. Visit Brass Monkey Goods to bring home this clever, conversation-starting deck. It’s more than just a photo prop—it’s a fun way to document life with your four-legged family member. Because let’s be honest: every dog is equal parts adorable and embarrassing, and now you’ve got the cards to prove it.

Celebrate your cat’s most memorable moments—both glorious and gloriously awkward—with the Because This Cat Is Embarrassing Pet Shame/Praise Deck from Brass Monkey. This oversized deck of milestone cards is designed for cat owners who know that feline life isn’t all graceful leaps and photogenic naps. Sometimes it’s about stepping on a hairball at 3 a.m., and this deck gives you the perfect way to capture it all. Inside you’ll find 50 double-sided cards, each featuring a unique praise message on one side and a matching shame moment on the other. Whether your cat is proudly presenting a dead mouse or shamefully knocking over your favorite mug, there’s a card to fit the scene. The high-quality matte finish ensures your photos look crisp and clear, whether you’re snapping pics for your personal collection or sharing them online. These cards aren’t just fun—they’re made to last. Housed in a stylish two-piece box, the deck is both durable and display-worthy. The outer box measures 4.5” wide by 6” tall by 1.7” deep, while each card is a generous 4” by 5.75”, making them easy to read and photograph. Perfect for cat lovers, social media enthusiasts, or anyone in need of a good laugh, this deck brings humor and honesty to pet parenting. Use it to create hilarious posts, commemorate your cat’s quirks, or just remind yourself that you’re not alone in cleaning up questionable messes. Visit Brass Monkey Goods at brassmonkeygoods.com to explore more clever, conversation-starting products. Add this must-have deck to your collection today and turn every feline antic into a shareable story. Your cat may be embarrassing, but at least now you can make it look good.

At Brass Monkey, we believe your favorite drink deserves a proper home. Meet The Good Shit Lowball Glass—a sophisticated, stackable design that elevates any evening pour into a moment of refined enjoyment. Whether it’s whiskey neat, a crafted cocktail, or your weeknight unwind, this glass turns the ordinary into something special. Its elegant pedestal shape offers a comfortable, balanced feel in your hand, while the striking metallic gold and black artwork proudly declares what’s inside: The Good Shit. With a generous 12-ounce capacity, it’s ideal for savoring your spirit of choice without constant refills. Crafted for both style and function, this lowball glass stands 3.5 inches tall with a 3.34-inch diameter, making it easy to store and stack neatly in your cabinet. While we recommend hand washing to preserve the premium finish and artwork, we trust you to treat it your way. After all, it’s your drink, your moment. Explore more elevated barware and lifestyle goods at Brass Monkey Goods. Visit brassmonkeygoods.com to discover pieces designed for those who appreciate quality, character, and a little wit in their everyday essentials.