Top Brass Monkey Deals for August 2025

Just because they occasionally try to eat their own vomit, it doesn’t mean that your pets don’t have discerning taste. This simple and elegant ceramic pet bowl by Brass Monkey (with large reflective gold lettering) adds a touch of class to the 13 seconds that they spend inhaling their food. • Features large ‘The Main Course’ hand-lettering on the bottom of the bowl in reflective metallic gold.• Made of durable, heavy-weight white ceramic that complements any décor style.• Perfect for watching your dog dine in style while you eat a block of cheese over the sink.• Bowl measures 7” in diameter by 3” tall (and has a 40-ounce capacity).• Comes in a designed, giftable package that a human will probably appreciate way more than a dog.

We like to say that cribbage is the best card game you've probably never heard of–unless you have heard of it, and in that case, we like you already. Sure, it's is a classic game - meaning your grandparents probably got mad at each other while playing it - but it's still as fun as the day it was invented…in the 1600s. Inside this cribbage set by Brass Monkey, you'll find pretty much everything you need to learn, play, and (hopefully) win the game. Includes a foldable wooden game board & 6 metal pegs for scoring. Features a uniquely designed deck of cards. I mean, it is a card game, after all. Contains an instruction book that explains the game in detail (and even covers a bit of strategy for over-achievers). The outer box measures 11" wide by 6" tall by 1.6" deep–that's 280mm by 152mm by 40mm if you're fancy. Suitable for two players. So take turns.

Think of it as an entertaining (and adventurous) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this prompted journal by Brass Monkey is filled to the brim with countless things to accomplish…but instead of crap like cleaning out the gutters, you’ll only find fun (and crazy) things that everyone should do before they turn into some boring old person. But once you get close…yell at some kids on your lawn. It’s in the book too.• Features 200 unique pages filled with countless random things that everyone should do before they kick the bucket. • Watched the Northern Lights while eating a taco? Great. Write about the experience and move on to the next one.• Includes space throughout to journal about some of your favorites.• Vintage-inspired spot-varnished hardcover (with color pages throughout).• Book measures 4.5"" wide by 8.5"" tall.

Explain away all of your (and your friends’) bad habits with this set of twelve magic* velvet zodiac signs by Brass Monkey. Color them with the 8 included brush tip markers, then hang them up (and/or hand them out). Either way, they’re proof that you weren’t trying to be difficult on purpose...mercury is probably just in retrograde or something.*Not actually magic... they’re just fuzzy.• Features all twelve zodiacs – each with a specific (humorous) ‘trait’ of the sign.• Includes 8 quality brush-tip markers to help you color to your heart’s content.• The box top features a flocked tip-on that’s the same material and size as the enclosed zodiacs.• The outer box measures 8” by 8” by 1.5” deep.• Each zodiac measures 7” by 4.3125”.

They say that you should never judge a book by its cover...because, well, that book might be drunk. This slender, matte black pocket flask from Brass Monkey features metallic gold artwork, making it perfect for almost any (pre-gaming) occasion. Bonus: it even comes in a giftable box, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option). - Stainless steel pocket flask, finished in matte black.- Features metallic gold 'It's What's Inside That Counts' artwork.- Holds 6 oz. of liquid, you know, for drinking.- Measures 2.75" wide by 5.25" tall. - We'd hand wash this flask...however it is that you actually wash flasks.

While this white porcelain swing-top flask by Brass Monkey is handsome enough to display, it also just happens to be the perfect size for a coat pocket...you know, so you can take this show on the road (while not driving, of course). Vintage-inspired porcelain flask w/ swing-top lid. Features one-color 'That's The Spirit' lettering on the surface. Holds 12 oz. of liquid, you know, for drinking. Measures 3.42" wide by 7.29" tall. We'd hand wash this flask...however you actually do that.

I mean, you meet most of the job requirements...but your years of experience in maturity is still sitting at zero. Why not wear it on your sleeve with this elevated pedestal "coffee" mug from Brass Monkey. It's oozing with vintage charm, and perfect for whatever beverage helps get you through the day. Bonus: each mug comes in a giftable box, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option). Stackable porcelain mug w/ mid-century inspired shape. Features the same three-color 'Part-time Adult' artwork on both sides. Holds 10 oz. of liquid, you know, for drinking. Measures 3.25" in diameter (plus the handle) & 3.86" tall. Machine washable...if you're into that.

For your true BFF...you know, the one that isn't going to start dating your ex like two weeks after you break up. This durable cotton dog bandana by Brass Monkey is the perfect way for your dog to express themselves...in a way other than peeing on your rug. Bonus: it's designed to be one size fits all (unless they are literally a horse), making it the perfect gift for any dog (or their owner). Durable, double-sided cotton construction. Features two-color 'The Real MVP' design in applique and embroidery. Has a 30" tie-ribbon to fit almost any size of dog (within reason). Measures 9" wide by 6" tall (not including ribbon). Machine wash on gentle...the bandana, not the dog.

Even though your 8 lb cat thinks it's a mountain lion, their neck size begs to differ. That's why this durable Brass Monkey pet bandana is specifically sized for the small (but mighty) animals in your life. Don't worry about exact sizing, though; the resizable tie ribbons make this bandana one-size-fits-most–plus, the break-away velcro makes it perfectly safe for dogs and cats alike. Features a vintage-inspired flocked design on the front. You know, that fuzzy stuff on 70s t-shirts. Durable, double-sided cotton construction. Packaged on a peggable header card (for easy hanging). Bandana measures 5.75" wide by 4.75" tall (146mm by 120mm), with a resizable tie ribbon featuring break–away velcro for safety (and style, of course). Hand wash in cold water...the bandana, not your pet.

This vintage-inspired cat stocking by Brass Monkey is perfect for spoiling the only family member that you actually like buying gifts for anyway. Sure, they’ve been terrible all year…but they’re still the bestest ever. I mean, that decapitated mouse they brought you was supposed to be a present. It's really the thought that counts. You've gotten worse things from your Mother-in-law. • Made of lined velvet, featuring three-color (shimmery) embroidered artwork.• Has a hangable loop…because, well, otherwise it’s just an ill-fitting sock.• Packaged on a peggable header card (for easy display at shelf).• Each stocking measures 8” wide by 14” tall.• Yeah, we know that animal feet don’t look like this…just go with us here.

I mean, we all know who the star of this show really is anyway. This durable cotton dog bandana by Brass Monkey is the perfect way for your dog to express themselves…in a way other than peeing on your rug.Bonus: it's designed to be one size fits all (unless they’re literally a horse), making it the perfect gift for any dog (or owner).• Features vintage-inspired flocking. You know, that fuzzy stuff on 70s t-shirts.• Says 'The Favorite' on the front. You probably already noticed that, though.• Durable, double-sided cotton construction.• Packaged on a peggable header card (for easy hanging).• Bandana measures 9” wide by 6” tall, with a 30” tie-ribbon to fit almost any size of dog (within reason).

Just because they occasionally try to eat their own vomit doesn’t mean that your pets don’t have discerning taste. This simple yet elegant ceramic pet bowl by Brass Monkey (with large reflective gold lettering) will make sure that your pet looks distinguished…despite their obvious drinking problem. • Features large ‘After Dinner Drinks’ hand-lettering on the bottom of the bowl in reflective metallic gold.• Made of durable, heavy-weight white ceramic that complements any décor style.• Perfect for watching your dog drink in style while you gulp milk straight from the gallon jug.• Bowl measures 7” in diameter by 3” tall (and has a 40-ounce capacity).• Comes in a designed, giftable package that a human will probably appreciate way more than a dog.

Just in case your exasperated eye roll wasn’t quite clear enough, this rubber stamp set will let you make your true feelings official in the best way possible–with giant red stamps. They’re perfect for meeting agendas, year-end reviews, and that sign that says that the vending machine is out of order…again. Set includes 2 stamps and a large color inkpad (red, of course). Stamps measure 3” square by 0.75” deep (76mm x 76mm x 19mm) Box measures 7.25” wide by 6.75” tall by 1” deep (184mm x 171mm x 25mm).

This elevated pedestal ‘coffee’ mug by Brass Monkey is oozing with vintage charm, and perfect for whatever beverage helps you (eventually) seize the day.Bonus: each mug comes in a giftable box, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option).• Stackable ceramic mug with a fresh mid-century inspired shape.• Features the same four-color artwork on both sides.• Holds 10 oz. of liquid, you know, for drinking.• Box measures 4” by 3.5” by 4” tall.• Mug measures 3.25” in diameter by 3.75” tall.

Inspired by the by-gone era of office supplies, this uniquely monochromatic memo pad by Brass Monkey is made with dyed paper (color all the way through...fancy) and features a glued top edge for easily tearing off pages. It's perfect for leaving messages for your roommate who seriously just needs to get a freaking secretary already. Features a vintage-inspired design on dyed paper (aka: the actual paper itself is yellow). Includes 75 pages (of the same design). Bound to a rigid chipboard backer, so it's, like, rigid. Pad measures 3.5" wide by 5.5" tall. It's a pad of paper, what more do you want to know?

This mini-puzzle by Brass Monkey is the perfect way to get your message across, loud and clear. It even comes in a small giftable box, with a place to write your own clever* note on the back.*Actual cleverness not guaranteed.• 100 piece shaped mini-puzzle.• Features three-color 'You Jingle My Bells' artwork w/ gold foil accents.• Completed puzzle measures 7.25" wide by 6.5" tall.• Box measures 3.75" wide by 4.375" tall (and 1.25" thick btw).• Includes a dedicated area to write a personal message on the box.

This matte gold-plated bookmark is perfect for marking your place–and leaving your mark. When it's not keeping your spot in that great American novel you're reading, you can stencil 'I Am Your Ruler' wherever you see fit (except in those library books, you literary badass). Bonus: there's also a 5.5" long ruler etched into the surface, so you'll always know if nearby hedgehogs are tall enough to ride any rodent-based theme park rides. Made in heavyweight metal, with a matte gold-plated finish. Features a unique, stencil-able editorial phrase. Includes a 5.5" ruler to, like, measure stuff with. The bookmark measures 1.2" wide by 5.675" tall–that's 30mm by 144mm if you're fancy. Comes beautifully packaged (at least we think so) on a 2.5" by 7.5" peggable stuffer card.

Give your houseplant a bit of attitude with this heavyweight ceramic planter by Brass Monkey, which features white glaze and...well...some care instructions. Includes a drain plug & drip tray (that also functions as a lid) for even the most discerning of plant people. Vintage apothecary-inspired design, crafted in ceramic. Features bold one-color 'I Could Really Use A Drink' lettering. Includes a drain plug & drip tray for those high-maintenance plants. Measures 4.42" in diameter and 3.9" tall. Use it as a lidded container if your plant dies, and you just give up.

People love to celebrate their dogs, and for good reason…most of the time. I mean, sure, they hate pee on your shoes occasionally. And then there’s that whole constantly vomiting thing. Oh, and the endless amounts of hair on absolutely everything you own. What was I saying? Oh, right. This oversized deck of dog 'milestone cards’ by Brass Monkey includes 50 praise cards and 50 shame cards, perfect for photographing next to their latest kill–your shoes. • Includes 50 double-sided cards to photograph with your dog–great for annoying other people on social media with. • Each card features a unique ‘praise’ on the front and a ‘shame' on the back. • They all come in a displayable two-piece box. • The outer box measures 4.5” wide by 6” tall by 1.7” deep (114mm x 152mm x 43mm). • Cards measure 4” wide x 5.75” tall (101mm x 146mm) with a matte finish.

This matte gold-plated bookmark is perfect for marking your place–and leaving your mark. When it's not keeping your spot in that great American novel you're reading, you can stencil 'Hooked On Phonics' wherever you see fit (except in those library books, you literary badass). Bonus: there's also a 5.5" long ruler etched into the surface, so you'll always know if nearby hedgehogs are tall enough to ride any rodent-based theme park rides. Made in heavyweight metal, with a matte gold-plated finish. Features a unique, stencil-able editorial phrase. Includes a 5.5" ruler to, like, measure stuff with. The bookmark measures 1.2" wide by 5.675" tall–that's 30mm by 144mm if you're fancy. Comes beautifully packaged (at least we think so) on a 2.5" by 7.5" peggable stuffer card.