Top Brass Monkey Deals for September 2025

Relive classic rock nostalgia with this vibrant 100-piece mini puzzle featuring iconic Journey lyrics. The uniquely shaped puzzle brings musical charm to your relaxation time, complete with eye-catching foil accents that make the artwork stand out. Perfect for music lovers and puzzle enthusiasts alike, this compact challenge measures 7.25 inches square when completed, making it ideal for display on desks or shelves. The keepsake-quality box includes a special area for personal messages, transforming it into a thoughtful gift that inspires motivation and joy. Compact enough for travel yet engaging enough to provide satisfying entertainment, this puzzle offers a wonderful escape from daily stress. Whether you're a Journey superfan or simply appreciate clever design, this mini puzzle delivers retro charm with modern quality craftsmanship. A perfect activity for solo relaxation or shared moments with fellow music lovers, it's sure to become a favorite in your collection.

Blame the stars for your quirks with this delightful zodiac coloring set from Brass Monkey. This comprehensive kit includes all twelve zodiac signs printed on premium velvet paper, each featuring humorous personality traits that perfectly capture each sign's essence. The set comes with eight high-quality brush-tip markers that glide smoothly across the fuzzy velvet surface. The elegant 8x8x1.5 inch box features the same flocked material as the zodiac pieces, creating a cohesive presentation. Each 7x4.3 inch zodiac sign becomes a work of art you can display or gift to friends who need celestial excuses for their behavior. Perfect for relaxing creative sessions, party activities, or astrological-themed gifts that bring smiles and laughter.

Spread seasonal cheer with this charming shaped puzzle that delivers a playful message. The 100-piece mini puzzle features 'You Jingle My Bells' artwork with elegant gold foil accents, creating a festive activity perfect for cozy winter nights. When completed, the puzzle measures 7.25 by 6.5 inches, making it ideal for displaying on a mantel or bookshelf during the holidays. The compact gift box includes a dedicated area for writing personal messages, transforming this puzzle into a unique holiday card alternative. Whether you're puzzling solo or with family, this holiday-themed activity brings laughter and connection to your seasonal traditions. It's the perfect gift for puzzle enthusiasts, holiday lovers, or anyone who appreciates clever wordplay with their festive decorations.

Spread positivity one page at a time with this unique prompted journal from Brass Monkey. Unlike traditional journals that focus on personal reflection, this vintage-inspired hardcover book contains 200 pages filled with creative and often unexpected acts of kindness to complete in your daily life. From simple gestures to more elaborate good deeds, each prompt encourages you to make someone's day brighter while documenting your experiences in the provided writing spaces. The beautifully designed book features color pages throughout and a spot-varnished cover that feels substantial in your hands. Measuring 4.5 by 8.5 inches, it's the perfect size to carry with you for spontaneous kindness opportunities. Whether you're looking to cultivate more positivity in your life or simply want an alternative to standard journaling, this book offers a heartwarming way to engage with your community and reflect on the joy of giving. It makes an exceptional gift for anyone who believes that small actions can create meaningful change in the world.

Discover the perfect blend of mixology and creativity with this unique coloring book featuring 38 cocktail recipes paired with beautiful illustrations to color while you enjoy your drink. This innovative book offers a sophisticated way to unwind with markers in one hand and your favorite cocktail in the other. The elegant spot UV cover and 80 high-quality pages provide hours of entertainment for both cocktail enthusiasts and coloring fans. Each drink recipe includes clear, easy-to-follow instructions alongside whimsical illustrations that capture the essence of each cocktail. Made in the USA with premium materials, this 8x10 inch book is perfect for use at home or on the go. Whether you're hosting parties, enjoying quiet evenings at home, or looking for a unique gift for creative friends, this coloring book delivers both artistic expression and practical mixology knowledge. It's a delightful way to explore new drinks while engaging your creative side, making it the perfect addition to any home bar or creative space.

Start your day with a dose of vintage charm and dry humor. Our In Morning ceramic mug features a clever pedestal design that elevates your coffee experience literally and figuratively. This stackable porcelain mug holds 10 oz of your favorite morning beverage, perfect for those who need a little extra motivation to face the day. The mid-century inspired shape feels great in your hands, while the witty 'In Morning' artwork adds personality to your kitchen collection. Each mug arrives in a beautiful gift box, making it ideal for treating yourself or surprising that friend who appreciates coffee as much as they appreciate sleeping in. The durable ceramic construction is microwave and dishwasher safe, because let's be honest, you have enough to worry about in the morning without adding handwashing to the list.

Discreetly stylish and perfectly portable, this matte black pocket flask from Brass Monkey features elegant metallic gold lettering that reads 'It's What's Inside That Counts.' Crafted from durable stainless steel with a sophisticated matte finish, this 6-ounce flask slips easily into pockets, purses, or glove compartments for those occasions when you need a little liquid encouragement. The sleek design makes it equally suitable for weddings, camping trips, or discreet pre-gaming sessions. The metallic gold artwork adds a touch of refinement to this practical accessory, while the generous capacity ensures you have enough to share (or not). Measuring just 2.75 inches wide by 5.25 inches tall, it's the perfect companion for anyone who appreciates both style and functionality. Arrives in a gift-ready box, making it an excellent present for the pragmatist in your life who understands that sometimes what's inside really does matter most.

Transform your bucket list into an actionable adventure with this prompted journal from Brass Monkey. Unlike typical to-do lists filled with mundane tasks, this journal features 200 unique pages of exciting experiences worth pursuing. From watching the Northern Lights while eating tacos to simpler pleasures, each prompt encourages you to live life more fully. The vintage-inspired hardcover with spot varnishing and colorful interior pages makes this journal as beautiful as it is functional. Measuring 4.5 by 8.5 inches, it's the perfect size for carrying on adventures or keeping by your bedside. Throughout the journal, you'll find dedicated spaces to document your experiences and reflect on your favorite moments. This isn't just about checking boxes—it's about creating memories worth writing about. Whether you're planning your next big trip or looking for ways to spice up your routine, this journal serves as both inspiration and documentation of your life's most memorable experiences.

Give your pet the hydration station they deserve with this sophisticated ceramic water bowl from Brass Monkey. Featuring 'After Dinner Drinks' in elegant reflective gold lettering at the bottom, this heavyweight white ceramic bowl adds a touch of humor and style to your pet's drinking routine. The substantial 7-inch diameter and 3-inch height provide plenty of room for thirsty pets, with a 40-ounce capacity that ensures fresh water is always available. Made from durable ceramic that won't tip easily, this bowl is both practical and aesthetically pleasing, blending seamlessly with your home's decor while poking fun at your pet's enthusiastic drinking habits. The non-porous surface prevents bacteria buildup and makes cleaning simple. Perfect for pets who appreciate the finer things in life, or for owners who want to add some personality to their pet's essentials. Arrives in giftable packaging that acknowledges the real recipient might be the human who gets to enjoy the clever design daily.

Bring nostalgic cafeteria charm to your modern dining experience with this porcelain serving tray inspired by vintage school lunch designs. The clever recessed drink holder keeps beverages secure and spill-free while the spacious 11.5x8.5 inch surface accommodates snacks, meals, or desk essentials with ease. Featuring playful After School Special lettering, this tray adds whimsical character to breakfast in bed, casual entertaining, or organized workspaces. Crafted from durable white ceramic with a subtle 3/4-inch depth, it prevents items from sliding while maintaining an elegant, functional profile. Dishwasher safe for easy cleanup, this tray beautifully blends retro aesthetics with practical functionality for today's lifestyle. The vintage design evokes childhood memories while serving contemporary needs perfectly. Whether you're serving cookies and milk or organizing remote work supplies, this tray delivers both charm and utility in equal measure. It's a conversation-starting piece that makes everyday moments feel special and thoughtfully designed, bringing a touch of playful nostalgia to your daily routine.

Carry your groceries in style while saving the planet with the Eco Maniac reusable tote from Brass Monkey. Inspired by the nostalgic design of vintage plastic bags, this ripstop nylon tote is both durable and deeply ironic—helping you reduce waste without sacrificing an ounce of personality. The bag features bold two-color 'Eco Maniac' artwork on both sides and unfolds to a generous 11.25 by 18 inches with a 4-inch gusset, offering plenty of space for market runs, library books, or beach essentials. When not in use, it neatly folds into its own compact pouch for easy storage in a purse or glove compartment. Lightweight, washable, and built to last, this tote is the perfect eco-friendly accessory for shoppers, travelers, and anyone committed to cutting down on single-use plastics with a sense of humor.

Add playful office humor with these clever floaty pens from Brass Monkey. This set features two vintage-style pens with interactive elements that change words as you tilt them. The Critical Thinker pen transforms into Critical Drinker, while the Problem Solver becomes Problem Causer, revealing your true office persona. Each 6-inch pen writes smoothly with reliable black ballpoint ink, making them both functional and entertaining. The durable construction ensures these pens withstand daily use while providing endless amusement during meetings or study sessions. Perfect for breaking the ice with coworkers, adding personality to your desk, or gifting to someone who appreciates office humor with a touch of nostalgia. These conversation-starting pens make mundane tasks more enjoyable while keeping your writing needs covered.

Embrace your perfectly imperfect adulthood with this elevated pedestal mug from Brass Monkey. The mid-century inspired shape combines vintage charm with modern functionality, making it the perfect vessel for your morning coffee, tea, or whatever beverage gets you through the day. Featuring the witty 'Part-time Adult' design in three colors on both sides, this porcelain mug holds 10 ounces of liquid and measures 3.25 inches in diameter with a comfortable handle. The stackable design makes it space-efficient for your cabinet while the thoughtful presentation box makes it gift-ready for your favorite person (including yourself). Whether you're navigating work deadlines, household responsibilities, or just trying to remember to water your plants, this mug adds a dose of humor to your daily routine. It's dishwasher safe for easy cleaning, because let's face it, being a full-time adult is hard enough without hand-washing dishes.

Make your opinions officially official with the Your Seal Of Approval rubber stamp set from Brass Monkey. This clever duo features two 3-inch square stamps perfect for adding dramatic flair to paperwork, meeting notes, or passive-aggressive office communications. The set includes a vibrant red ink pad that delivers bold impressions every time. Whether you're stamping 'APPROVED' on brilliant ideas or 'DENIED' on questionable requests, these stamps add humor and authority to your daily routine. The compact storage box keeps everything organized while the substantial stamp size ensures your message comes through loud and clear. Perfect for office pranks, creative journaling, or simply making mundane tasks more entertaining. Give your feedback the ceremonial treatment it deserves with this witty stamp collection.

Meet your new favorite travel companion—the That's The Spirit porcelain flask from Brass Monkey. This vintage-inspired beauty combines form and function with its elegant white ceramic construction and practical 12-ounce capacity. The swing-top lid ensures your favorite spirits stay securely contained while the charming 'That's The Spirit' lettering adds personality to every sip. At just 3.42 inches wide and 7.29 inches tall, it slips perfectly into coat pockets or bags for discreet transport. While it looks beautiful enough to display on your bar cart, its true calling is accompanying you on adventures (as a passenger, of course). Hand washing recommended to preserve the porcelain finish. Whether you're gifting it to a whiskey enthusiast or treating yourself, this flask turns casual drinking into a stylish affair.

Tired of overly cheerful cross stitch patterns? This Live Laugh Loathe kit from Brass Monkey offers the perfect antidote to saccharine sentiments. Designed for those who prefer their crafts with a side of sarcasm, this complete beginner-friendly kit includes everything you need: a 6-inch bamboo embroidery hoop, Aida cloth, needle, and all the embroidery floss required to complete the witty design. The pattern guide walks you through each step with clear instructions suitable for both first-time stitchers and experienced crafters looking for a humorous project. Perfect for adding some realistic decor to your space or gifting to a friend who appreciates dry humor. The entire kit arrives in an attractive 7.6-inch square box, making it ready for gift-giving or immediate crafting sessions. Whether you're looking for a therapeutic creative outlet or just want to stitch something that reflects your actual worldview, this cross stitch kit delivers both quality materials and undeniable personality.

Show off your dog's star quality with this stylish Freelance Dog Model bandana that recognizes their true MVP status. Featuring bold applique and embroidery on durable double-sided cotton, this accessory combines sophistication with a touch of humor for the discerning pup. Perfect for photo shoots, dog park visits, or everyday wear, the bandana adds personality to your dog's ensemble while celebrating their unique character. The 30-inch adjustable tie ensures a comfortable fit for most breeds, and the 9x6 inch size provides optimal visibility without overwhelming smaller dogs. Machine washable for easy maintenance, it's designed to withstand active lifestyles while keeping its vibrant design intact. Whether your dog truly models for treats or simply deserves recognition for their daily antics, this bandana offers a fashionable way to showcase their superstar personality. Quality craftsmanship ensures it remains a favorite accessory through countless adventures.

Meet the writing instruments that perfectly capture your work ethic. This vintage-inspired floaty pen set features two pens that transform as you use them, changing from 'Procrastinator' to 'Mastercrastinator' and 'Professional' to 'Adequatefessional.' Each 6-inch pen writes smoothly with black ballpoint ink, making them perfect for office use, journaling, or leaving passive-aggressive notes. The retro design and interactive elements add a touch of humor to your desk, reminding you that sometimes the most professional thing you can do is acknowledge reality. These pens make excellent gifts for coworkers, students, or anyone who appreciates office supplies with personality. They're the perfect conversation starters for meetings that probably could have been emails.

Let your pup claim their rightful title with The Favorite dog bandana from Brass Monkey. This durable cotton accessory features vintage-inspired flocked lettering that announces your dog's star status in soft, textured style. The one-size-fits-most design accommodates dogs of various sizes with its generous 30-inch tie ribbon and 9x6 inch bandana dimensions. The double-sided cotton construction ensures comfort and durability for everyday wear, while the peggable packaging makes it gift-ready for any dog-loving occasion. Whether your canine companion is actually your favorite or just acts like it, this bandana adds personality to walks, photos, or lazy days on the couch. Much better than peeing on the rug as a form of self-expression, and significantly more fashionable.

Celebrate the unique bond between dads and their dogs with this heartfelt vintage-style bandana. The 'Dad's Best Friend' design features soft flocked lettering that adds dimension and nostalgic charm to this durable cotton accessory. Perfect for Father's Day, birthdays, or just because, this bandana honors the special connection that makes dogs truly man's best friend. The double-sided cotton construction ensures comfort during daily walks or relaxing at home, while the 30-inch adjustable tie fits most breeds securely. Measuring 9x6 inches, it provides the perfect canvas for the meaningful message without overwhelming smaller dogs. Machine washable for easy care, this bandana comes ready to gift on a peggable header card. Whether for a new dad or a seasoned dog companion, this accessory serves as a sweet reminder of the unconditional friendship that defines their relationship.

Discover the therapeutic art of cross stitch with this complete beginner-friendly kit from Brass Monkey. This sarcastically charming kit includes everything needed to create the 'You Light Up A Room' design: a 6-inch bamboo embroidery hoop, Aida cloth, needle, and all necessary embroidery floss. The comprehensive design guide and tutorial instructions make cross stitch accessible for first-timers while entertaining experienced stitchers. The premium materials ensure smooth stitching and professional results. The elegant 7.6-inch square box keeps everything organized and makes for beautiful storage or gifting. Perfect for relaxing evenings, creative breaks, or making personalized gifts with a touch of humor. Extra floss allows for customization or additional projects, making this kit excellent value for crafters seeking both quality materials and witty designs.