Vintage Floaty Pen Set - Critical Thinker to Drinker Transformation

Meet the writing instruments that perfectly capture your work ethic. This vintage-inspired floaty pen set features two pens that transform as you use them, changing from 'Procrastinator' to 'Mastercrastinator' and 'Professional' to 'Adequatefessional.' Each 6-inch pen writes smoothly with black ballpoint ink, making them perfect for office use, journaling, or leaving passive-aggressive notes. The retro design and interactive elements add a touch of humor to your desk, reminding you that sometimes the most professional thing you can do is acknowledge reality. These pens make excellent gifts for coworkers, students, or anyone who appreciates office supplies with personality. They're the perfect conversation starters for meetings that probably could have been emails.